A Kind of Surreal Funny Jokes Sample.Aged Hand Shandy - An old lady was in the common room of an old folks home when she passed a sad looking little old man. "What's wrong Neville?" she
said. "Doris, I miss sex! All I ever think about is rooting. Rooting!Rooting! Rooting!" exclaimed Neville. "Don't be silly Neville, you're too old to have
sex!" "Doesn't mean I don't have feelings. I'd give my left nut if I could get someone to just hold it a little each day!" "Well, I can do that for you
Neville" said Doris as she promptly sat next to him and fished out his wrinkled old member. It became something of a routine between the two as every morning Doris would
sit next to Neville and chat about the day, all the while holding on to his c**k. One morning Doris arrived at their chair only to find Neville sitting next to another woman. A
woman who was holding his c**k. Doris was outraged. She screamed "Neville Bartlett, you bastard! What has she got that I haven't got?" Neville squints at Doris
and says "Parkinson's disease!" |
